I am a sucky blogger.
I had such aspirations at the onset....
I wanted to be the first blogger to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
I wanted to have movies based on my witty and touching blogs. I figured Angelina Jolie could play me.
I wanted my blog to bring sound to the deaf and sight to the blind.
Instead, on the RARE occasion I do blog, you are subjected to veiled poop references and restaurant reviews.
Eh. C'est la vie.